Clipboard Calendar Cards - Snarky
Use our Clipboard Calendar Cards - Snarky with our Mini Tear-off Calendars or Mini Desk Calendars (sold separately) to create panels that bring a smile all year long! The set includes 12 individual cards printed on heavyweight white cardstock, each measuring 3 1/2" x 2 3/8". Along with images of our favorite Grumplings, the cards feature the following sentiments (which can be used with any month):
- Nope. Not today.
- I am beauty. I am grace. I will stab you in the face.
- I'm not angry. I'm happiness challenged.
- You look happy. Stop it.
- People who tolerate me on a daily basis... they're the real heroes.
- The path to inner peace begins with three words. Not my problem.
- I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
- Shhh... I'm hiding from stupid people.
- I will rise, but I won't shine.
- It's fine. Everything is fine.
- Like a good neighbor stay over there.
- Today is not the day. And I am not the one.